Monday, July 27, 2009

Butter, the other sister

Have you ever wondered if you had a twin? Lost at the hospital in the 1970's, wandering the world as your unknown other. Cindy wondered this a lot. And for good reason. Because it was true. She met her twin purely by accident at the Sun Valley Mall food court. Cindy had been enjoying an afternoon of sock shopping when she decided to treat herself to an Orange Julius. As she approached the counter she felt an odd tingling sensation in her middle. Just then it happened. She came face to face with the girl she would come to know as Butter, her long lost twin. T'was lucky for Butter because she was diseased with a terminal kidney thingy, and Cindy was able to donate her Bean and save Butter.

Let's just say that when I approach Heretic working behind the counter of an Orange Julius, I get a tingle in my middle. And if Heretic ever needed a kidney thingy, I'd be the first in line. Cause we're family. Twins of seven if your Christian.

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