Tuesday... Thursday... What's the difference?

My day to blog is Tuesday but since I'm in the habit of forgetting on Tuesdays, I'm blogging today.
This is an exciting time for me!
I'm going to write this about it....

2025 - THE FUTURE

JODA- (having just landed on Planet Earth) I like these potatoes... but not this ridiculous traffic!... and the pollution here!... just awful.

EARTH ANN- I don't know... I don't think it's so bad. I mean there's TV and stuff. What about potato chips?

JODA- Haven't tried them.

EARTH ANN- A lot of the people responsible for the traffic are also responsible for the manufacturing and distribution of potato products.

JODA- Don't care!

EARTH ANN- Besides... we're not even in the traffic. It's outside!

JODA- Well I don't like to see it... And I smell garbage everywhere.

RUDA P~13- (thumbing through EARTH ANN'S drawers) Sure do use a lot of paper!

JODA- (laughing hysterically to the point of levitating slightly) That's an understatement Ruda P~13!! That's an understatement!

EARTH ANN- Look, I'm tired of being made fun of! How long is this going to take?

JODA- As long as we want. This is an alien invasion! We can do what we want... You're lucky we don't probe you.

EARTH ANN- Actually, that was the only part I was looking forward to.

RUDA P~13- Found it!!

JODA- What?

RUDA P-13- We can go now!

EARTH ANN- Thank god!

JODA- What is it?

RUDA P~13- Moisturizer for the lips!

JODA- What are lips?

RUDA P~13- You put a stick of make up on them?

Thanks so much everyone!!! I have the biggest smile on my face and I'm flipping you all off!

Love, Cassius Rosenthal